Wherein someone taught the sales guy a catchy phrase, or, "you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means"

Setting: cubeland

Characters: coworker dressed nicely in tie, narrator skirting dress code in jeans

CWDNIT: I can’t believe that they actually used the term “highly indexed binary file” in their sales pitch. That’s what any database is. It makes me think their sales person doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.

NSDCIJ: We should lodge a complaint.

CWDNIT: Yeah, “I’d like to complain. This database isn’t as binary as I thought it would be”.