Wherein the scenery of northern Michigan become too much, or, I believe I can't fly.

Setting: cubeland

Cast: coworker in button down shirt, coworker in button down blouse

CIBDB: I think a seagull just suicided off the building.

CWIBDS: What?

CIBDB: It just dropped like a rock past the window. Like “I’m not going to fly, I’m not going to fly”

CWIBDS: Maybe someone shot it.

CIBDB: Well, it is almost lunchtime.

CWIBDS: I wonder what the cafeteria is serving today.